Thursday, November 27, 2003

I make Ivory Soap look filthy



Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'80%
Never taken out of the packaging
65%
Shamelessness100%
79.3%
Sex Drive 100%
77.7%
Straightness100%
45%
Gayness 100%
83.3%
Fucking Sick100%
89.9%
You are 95.65% pure
Average Score: 72.6%


[Comment: This makes sense. I'd take purity tests in college and get scores like... eight.

Although...this test seems a bit deceptive. I am very straight, so to make sense, I should not have a score of 100% straight and 100% gay.]