I vant to suck your blood, eh
Here's a page about a soon to be published book on Canadian horror movies:
Consider this: Robert Culp dancing naked in the British Columbia woods! Christopher Lee in his first North American picture ever! Broderick Crawford carried off by a giant man-vulture! Andrea Martin killing Eugene Levy with a mace, and then eating him! John Candy rolling in the dirt in his boxer shorts, sobbing! George C. Scott chased by a haunted wheelchair! Leslie Nielsen disco dancing! Corey Haim kissing a dog! Neve Campbell chased through graveyard tunnels by a slobbering rat creature! There’s only one way to see scenes like these: watch a Canadian horror movie.
Thanks to Kathy for the tip.