Once a Ubyssey old hack, always a Ubyssey old hack. I suspect that this Ubyssey editorial about the Vancouver Canucks was written late on production night because they had nothing else to write on.
I've seen a few of those kinds of editorials happen back in the day. Yes, when dinosaurs roamed the earth and ate people hanging out on the balcony of SUB241K.
I wonder if they ever found the slice of pizza hidden above the ceiling tiles where The Ubyssey's office used to be?
I wonder what happened to the "Sex Couch"?