Thanks to the film making talents of Ron Ormond and minister Estus W. Pirkle, we have what looks like the community theater version of the Soviet takeover of America!
It's the 1971 film If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? And, thanks to a kind soul on Google video, it's the complete movie!
If it loads slowly for you, click here to go to the Google Video site showing the movie.
Advisory to my parents: It's worse than Bubba Ho-Tep! :)