Dave Stevens writes that a proofreader colleague of ours has an amazing taste in ties. See some of the ties he actually wears at Dave's site, including my favourite...a giant hamburger tie!
(With more than "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese..."! It looks like the Famous Shameless burgers that they used to make at Fogg n' Suds in Vancouver, the kind that you needed to squish before you bit. Let's see, there were two patties, fried onions, two kinds of cheese, tomatoes, bacon, lettuce and, if I remember correctly, a sliced and fried hotdog!)