St. He Hate Me

"That day, prophesied over 2,600 years ago, will bring to a screeching halt all activity taking place in this world! For starters, money will be worthless, there will be no election this November and sports contests may be over!"

The above is by a letter writer to a U.S. newspaper, who writes the End of the World will take place on April 5, 2004.

Sports contests "may" be over? I guess, then, that they will have the XFL in heaven...