Monday, January 03, 2005

"...Anyway, finally, one day without the horoscopes in hand, I told the slot guy I would handle it. No phone calls for us tomorrow. No readers reeling in anger, confusion and fear. All would find a helping hand from the Dayton Daily News.
And I faked it....."

A note on why newspapers are never caught short when it comes to horoscopes, by the waggish desker Charles Stough.