Pure as Ivory Soap
I really shouldn't take Purity Tests. In this one here, I got 270 fewer points than another weblogger claims to have tallied in the same test.
I am sure she is kidding, though. Who has time to weblog and break multiple commandments at the same time? :)
Back when I was writing for The Ubyssey, we would publish different purity tests and my colleagues would be amused to no end when they learned what my scores were. One year, taking a different version of the Purity Test, I scored 8.