Best. Simpsons. Quotes. Ever.

The Best Quotes From, 'The Simpsons'...the Right Wing News list.

"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."