"I just neutered the cat. Now he's French"
One of many redneckily conservative T-shirts at www.thoseshirts.com.
Several of these are pro-war-on-Iraq, so I think paleoconservatives should do some shirts too. "A Republic, not an Empire", a slogan that old-time conservatives such as Garet Garrett could have coined, might be a good slogan for them.
If anyone cares to suggest some good liberal T-shirt sites...that *I* find amusing too...I'll be happy to mention them as well. My easily decipherable e-mail is at left.