Thursday, May 01, 2003

You can't make "rump-fed ronyon" using this list

A high school English teacher has come up with the mix-and-match Shakespearean Insult Kit. Don't be a beslubbering tickle-brained joithead...and check it out.
I suspect that some of the words might be faux Shakespeare, but I leave it to experts to decide.

It's a handy list for would-be political columnists... "Senator X, the pribbling sheep-biting ratsbane, opposes the...."

Can you guess what play the Shakespearean put-down in my headline comes from?