A funny Mountie
RCMP Constable Chris Swain writes the crime report in the Gold River Record newspaper. He's noted for a wry sense of humour in print, as noted in an admiring profile
One brief example of his work:
"What not to say to the nice police officer?" Today's answer? "Hold my beer while I get my drivers licence."
Sorry, although the paper has a website, it doesn't seem to post Const. Swain's column.