Monday, June 16, 2003

A funny Mountie

RCMP Constable Chris Swain writes the crime report in the Gold River Record newspaper. He's noted for a wry sense of humour in print, as noted in an admiring profile

One brief example of his work:

"What not to say to the nice police officer?" Today's answer? "Hold my beer while I get my drivers licence."

Sorry, although the paper has a website, it doesn't seem to post Const. Swain's column.