Thursday, June 12, 2003

Oh, I get it, the Vampires are Democrats?!?

I get regular Google hits for "Republican Babes", so I decided to have a look at the site and see what's new. Well, they have decided that Sarah Michelle Gellar is a conservative hottie, and they have addded her to their pantheon of beautiful right-wingers.

Would the site owners be willing to humour me by answering the question "Why?" Is she known for doing or saying anything conservative?

Perhaps there is a missing episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that includes this exchange:

Buffy: "I'm going to drive this text of a flat tax bill right through your heart, Vampire!"
Vampire: "Look out, she's holding up a Cross of Gold!"

Update:. Okay...found this on the Internet. This is why she's "conservative":

National Rifle Association Fax Alert 9/10/99 ".... Showing honesty and common sense that is far too rare among NRA's critics in Hollywood, actress Sarah Michelle Gellar, star of the hit TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer of the Warner Brothers Network, refused to blame firearms for the tragedy at Columbine High School in April of this year. In an interview published in the October 1999 issue of Teen People, Ms. Gellar, whom the magazine described as "the WB's hottest star," admits she "grew up around guns." She also said that she was taught not to touch them as a child. At the same time, she admits that it is impossible to fully comprehend what can lead to this sort of tragedy....."